Premium Blended Coffee with Maple, Spice & Caribbean Rum - Ground 12oz for Rich Flavor | Perfect for Morning Brews, Office Break & Cozy Evenings

I'm a big fan of dark roast coffees and found this beautiful specimen of a flavored dark roast coffee while searching for such coffee. Coffee Bitch Slap did a great job with shipping- for those who might be embarrassed by the labeling, the coffee arrives in a black bag. When I opened the bag, I was overcome by the most pleasurable aromas and noticed my body begin to gently quiver in anticipation at what was about to come. The tension quickly escalated as this glorious, caffeinated nectar percolated and continued to send forth its intoxicating scents. The moment finally arrived and I couldn't be more ready. I poured the Coffee Bukkake into the gaping mouth of my cup and gently teased it with soft, cool blows. Unable to wait any longer, I brought the lip of the mug up to my mouth and was immediately immersed in warmth and visions of unicorns dancing joyously on gatherings of fluffy clouds to a fanfare of triumphant horns. I came up gasping, eyes wide from the overwhelming exhilaration produced from what turned into a large mouthful of pure ecstasy. I hastily guzzled down the rest of this gratifying liquid and again experienced pure invigoration and blissful euphoria. Since this incredibly sensual experience, I have found myself to be completely and inexorably addicted to the captivating and alluring taste of Coffee Bukkake. Without a doubt, I will forever be begging for more.